Twitter catches man watching porn, Wife holds cheating husband Craigslist sale and 2.2 million bowl in garage sale

COPENHAGEN, Denmark, March 20 (UPI) -- Officials in the Danish capital have installed portable plastic urinals in a city square to prevent men from urinating in doorways and on park benches. The Copenhagen City Council said the mobile urinals, essentially large plastic funnels that direct the urine into city sewers, have been installed in the Stroget area in the city's center to prevent men from drunkenly using benches, doorways and corners as toilets, The Copenhagen Post reported Wednesday.Claus Robl head of the Center for Renhold, which is responsible for daily cleaning in the city's public areas, said the portable urinals were originally designed for the Distortion music festival and were tested in the Stroget area last weekend. "It's something we developed for the Distortion music festival to create an easy, simple solution to an urban problem that can be set up and taken down easily," Robl told the Politiken newspaper. "We did not get nearly as many complaints about people urinating on the walls of houses or on garden gates."

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates, March 20 (UPI) -- A security guard at a United Arab Emirates airport is accused of stealing a $100 bill from a U.S. woman and attempting to swallow it with water. The woman and her husband, who is a commercial pilot, said the man, identified in court documents as H.A., 33, took the cash from the woman's handbag at Dubai International Airport and attempted to hide it in his pocket, Gulf News reported Wednesday. The husband said he confronted H.A. and the security worker then put the bill in his mouth and attempted to use water from a nearby cooler to wash it down. H.A., who pleaded not guilty to a theft charge, told the Dubai Court of First Instance the money fell on the ground while he was searching the bag and he put it in his pocket with the intention of returning it to the woman.

NEW YORK - A 1,000-year-old Chinese bowl that was bought for a few dollars at a garage sale in New York state sold for more than $2.2 million at auction on Tuesday. An unnamed New York family bought the “Ding” bowl, which is from the Northern Song Dynasty, for no more than $3 in 2007 and displayed it on a mantelpiece with no idea as to its real worth, Sotheby’s said. After consulting with experts, the owners consigned the bowl for auction. Sotheby’s estimated it would sell for $200,000 to $300,000. London dealer Giuseppe Eskenazi paid $2,225,000 including commission for the bowl, which measures just over five inches (12.7 cm) in diameter, at the auction in New York City. Sotheby’s said the only known bowl of the same form, size and almost identical decoration has been in the collection of the British Museum in London for more than 60 years.

A JILTED wife has posted a Craigslist ad selling all her husband's belongings while he is 'gone with his floozie.' The woman from White Rock, British Colombia, said in the ad that she was moving house after 10 years of marriage and had 'too many items to list.' "Selling his favourite red leather theatre seating sofas," the ads reads. "Lots of tools which he didn't have a clue how to use." "There will not be any of his clothes for sale though as we will have already burned those in the driveway. However you can see the ashes of his clothes that he is going to see, for no additional charge," she says. "Don't come too early," the ad warns. "I will be thoroughly enjoying some wine with my girlfriends this evening as we clean out all this stuff and likely to be nursing hangovers in the morning. So please speak softly to the ladies wearing the sunglasses. ;)" "Life is too short to waste time. God put my eyes in the front of my head for a reason. I am looking forward to moving forward!," she says in the ad.

OCCUPATIONAL health and safety issues abound after a Queensland man was caught watching porn in the office. And his image was retweeted thousands of times.  CAUGHT in the act. A man has been left red-faced after a picture of him watching porn in the office was tweeted on the internet yesterday by a man working in an office across the road. Brisbane's James P noticed the occupational health and safety issue yesterday, tweeting, "the guy watching porn at work across the road is back, doesn’t realise our whole office can see him! “In a response to a tweet betting "the blinds are shut tomorrow", James confirmed, "I doubt it, he's been doing it for ages!".

"Yeah but presumably not in front of Twittworld," the user responded. "Wonder if his boss is on Twitter?""That’s why I didn’t geotag this tweet!"The tweet had been re-tweeted over 2,600 times since its initial post yesterday afternoon. This morning, it had been deleted."He saw us all watching him towards the end of the day. We have him a round of applause, he closed his screen down…"Not exactly the happy ending he was hoping for, eh?

Meanwhile, it seems perusing pornography in public is more common than one might think. Footage of a man watching X-rated vision on a Sydney bus last month was captured by a fellow passenger and sent to news.com.au in light of this article. The passenger was on her way home with her sister when she noticed the man in front of her watching a video on his phone in the bus window reflection. "I thought nothing of it until I saw a topless girl jumping on top of a guy and realised he was watching porn," she told news.com.au. "The guy got off at the last stop with me and continued to watch it as he walked."

Maybe happy endings do exist, after all.