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Real Madrid players can sleep with Fanny Neguesha, women’s underwear for men and NBA cheerleader 'too chunky'

Posted by Unknown Senin, 29 April 2013 0 komentar

World's Top Five Weird, Funny and sizzling News of Apr 29, 2013

Top 5-Woman pleads guilty to 'English Cow' insult

GARNDOLBENMAEN, Wales, April 29 (UPI) -- A Welsh woman who called a woman who had an affair with her father an "English cow" pleaded guilty to racially aggravated harassment. The court was told Elen Humphreys, 25, of Garndolbenmaen used the insult against Angela Payne when she went to Payne's house to collect some of her father's

belongings, The Daily Telegraph reported Monday."Leave well alone, you English cow," Humphreys was accused of saying to Payne. Andrew Hutchinson, Humphreys' attorney, said his client had been under stress because she had just discovered her father had been going "backwards and forwards" between Payne and Humphreys' mother, to whom he had been married for 32 years. "Emotions were running high," Hutchinson said. Humphreys was sentenced to a 12-month conditional release and was ordered to pay $77.48 in compensation to Payne.

(Source- upi.com)

Top 4-Strip clubs fail to stop bikini top ordinance

SAN ANTONIO, April 29 (UPI) -- A judge rejected a request from San Antonio strip clubs to block enforcement of a bikini-top ordinance they fear could "strip them of their profits."In a double entendre-filled ruling, Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery rejected the request from the 13 strip clubs, which are suing the city of San Antonio on grounds the ordinance, which requires dancers to wear bikini tops instead of nipple-covering pasties, violates their constitutional right to free expression, the San Antonio Express-News reported Monday. "The court infers plaintiffs fear enforcement of the ordinance would strip them of their profits, affecting their bottom line," the judge wrote. "Conversely, the city asserts these businesses contribute to reduced property values, violent crime, increased drug sales, prostitution and other sex crimes, and therefore need to be girdled more tightly. Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of city government."

However, the judge wrote prior case law established "nudity and naughtiness" are not necessarily the same. "Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the court encourages reasonable discovery to intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to a happy ending," Biery wrote. The city's human display ordinance, amended last year, requires female breasts to be covered more thoroughly than with the pasties the clubs previously used. The ordinance says if the women are dressed in less than bikini tops, the clubs will qualify as sexually oriented business and be subjected to greater regulation.

(Source- upi.com)

Top 3-CBS blogger criticized for calling NBA cheerleader 'too chunky'

Writing anonymously in a post for CBS Houston, a blogger later identified as someone named Claire Crawford, asked whether Oklahoma City Thunder cheerleader Kelsey Williams looked "too chunky" during a game against the Houston Rockets. "The Rockets looked terrible in Game 1, but some say they weren't the only bad-looking people on the court," Crawford allegedly wrote in a post that has since been deleted, according to ABC News. There are still cached versions available online. "We’re not trying to be ugly. We are just discussing what men like in women, specifically NBA cheerleaders," the post went on.

Busted Coverage has a screen grab of the offending post, which included a poll asking users to weigh in on Williams' appearance. "What do you think? Is this chick “too chunky” to be a cheerleader?" Crawford asked. "Either way, I wish she had a little more up on top, if you know what I mean…"According to the Houston Chronicle, "Claire Crawford" is the pseudonym used by a woman named Anna-Megan Raley, who mostly writes relationship columns for CBS Houston. Jezebel pointed to her Twitter handle, JustDareClaire, an account that has since been deleted. Williams seems to be taking the comments in stride.

(Source- upi.com)

Top 2-Lingerie firm launches women’s underwear for men

If you’re a man and have ever wanted to dress in women’s lingerie a firm has come up with the perfect product for you. HommeMystere are hoping their new range of lingerie for males, which includes thongs and padded bras, will change the landscape of men’s underwear. The Australian firm said their under garments include ‘comfortable men’s panties that really do fit, bra straps that don’t fall off the shoulder, teddies that don’t

ride up halfway through the night and quality soft fabrics that feel great for all day wear’. The label already has a UK seller so men this side of the world can look forward to more ‘enjoyable’ pants. And the company are keen to stress the garments are not just for gay men. They added: ‘We provide our lingerie for guys. ‘We are not concerned if you are gay, straight, vegetarian, republican, anglican, martian or any other persuasion. ‘We just design and manufacture attractive luxury underwear for men.’

(source-metro.co.uk)

Top 1-Mario Balotelli 'promises Real Madrid players can sleep with his girlfriend if they win Champions League clash'

There could be trouble ahead: Mario and Fanny

Football bad boy Mario Balotelli might not be popular with girlfriend Fanny Neguesha today.He reportedly said Real Madrid’s team could sleep with the Belgian model if they win their Champions League clash with Borussia Dortmund. The former Manchester City striker is apparently so confident Dortmund will qualify after winning the first leg 4-1.. In

the Spanish newspapers AS and Marca, the Italy forward was quoted as saying: ‘If Real Madrid come back in Champions League, I’ll let my girlfriend sleep with them!’ Dortmund ran Real off the park a week ago in Germany with Manchester United and Bayern Munich target Lewandowski getting all four goals. They face each other again at the Bernabéu stadium tomorrow night Balotelli, 22, has previously spoken about his blossoming relationship with Neguesha.

In an exclusive interview with Vanity Fair, the striker said his girlfriend was the ‘first woman I feel comfortable with’. Balotelli has credited WAG Fanny Neguesha with his impressive start to his AC Milan career. And the 22-year-old model has made her mark with a new tattoo displaying her love for the Italian striker. Neguesha had a message engraved on her inner arm at the famed Spektrum Tattoo in Milan

(Source- mirror.co.uk/)

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Employee is charge for performing sexual acts in a secluded location, Female teacher accused of rape and Sex offender caught showering in stranger's home

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 26 April 2013 0 komentar

World’s Top Five Weird, Funny and Hot News of Apr 26, 2013

Top 5-Woman accidentally swallows prize diamond –costly drink

An 80-year-old Florida woman was the lucky winner of a 1.03-carat diamond at a fundraiser last weekend, but it took a colonoscopy to recover the prize after she accidentally swallowed it. Miriam Tucker was at the charity event in Tampa Bay on April

20. Organizers charged $20 for a glass of champagne — and a chance to win the jewel, which was appraised at $5,000 and placed in one of the flutes, the Tampa Bay Times reports. The rest of the flutes had a cubic zirconium at the bottom. "I thought I'd drink a bit of champagne so I didn't have to stick my finger so far into the glass," Tucker, 80, told the newspaper. "We were laughing and talking when I realized I swallowed it. What a dumb thing." Fortunately, Tucker was scheduled for a colonoscopy two days later and her doctor recovered the diamond.

(Source-QMI Agency)

Top 4-Credit report contained woman's medical info

TORONTO - Laura Feeney did a double-take when she saw it. Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. It’s a medical condition she’s struggled with for years, and there it was for any potential lender or creditor to see on her Equifax credit report, strangely listed as her current employer. “I thought to myself, wait a minute, that is medical information,” Feeney said. “How the heck did that get on there?” So Feeney called the company, which provides credit reports to consumers and creditors alike, hoping to have the improper disclosure removed. But to her surprise a customer representative with the firm said the line could not be removed and they would not tell her who put it in the document, she said. “People try very hard to keep their information personal,” Feeney said. “For that to show up on my credit bureau, in front of the world and people who access my file, what business is it of theirs that I have post-traumatic stress disorder?”

(Source-QMI Agency)

Top 3-Man told to leave Saudi Arabia for being ‘too handsome’

LADIES, this is what you've been waiting for! Could Dubai fashion photographer, actor and poet Omar Borkan Al Gala be one of the three men kicked out of Saudi Arabai earlier this month for being too handsome?

Officials were worried the local women wouldn't be able to control themselves around the "irresistible" men. We can see why...

While there's been no official confirmation as of yet, gossip website Jezebel claims Omar is one of the men that women around the world have been longing to get a glimpse of ever since the news broke. Omar has posted messages on Facebook seemingly confirming his involvement in the incident.

"This is what written in newspapers in over the world :) UAE men ordered to leave Saudi Arabia for being 'too handsome'," one post reads. He later posted this: "The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides." In response to the news hundreds of admirers have swamped his Facebook page.

These were among the posts:

"Oh my gosh... the eyes... the eyes!"

"Hi handsome... I know you from the breaking news... lol... the most handsome guy in the world."

"Why you are so HOT!"

(Source-couriermail.com.au)

Top 2.1-Sex offender caught showering in stranger's home

HIGHLAND, Calif., April 26 (UPI) -- Police in California said they arrested a sex offender parolee who removed his ankle GPS tracker and was found taking a shower in a stranger's home. The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department said Gary Bakken, 52,

who was on parole for failing to register as a sex offender, removed his GPS ankle monitor and his whereabouts were unknown until a man discovered him inside his Highland home, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday. Investigators said Bakken walked into the unlocked home around 6:45 a.m. Saturday, arranged his belongings in a bedroom and took a shower before being discovered by the male resident. The sheriff's department said Bakken told deputies he thought the home belonged to a relative. Bakken was arrested on suspicion of being a sex offender out of compliance with his parole and illegally entering a dwelling.

(Source- upi.com)

Top 2.2-Female teacher accused of rape

A former math teacher and basketball coach has been charged with rape and forcible sexual abuse after she resigned from her position at a Utah high school. Courtney Louise Jarrell, 22, was charged Friday with first degree object rape and second degree forcible sexual abuse of a 17-year-old female student. Court documents allege Jarrell

had a sexual encounter with a Riverton High School student between February and March in which she touched the student's breasts and genitals while at Jarrell's Salt Lake City home. "We immediately looked into it, and within hours of the complaint, she was suspended, and everything was turned over to Draper police," Jordan School District spokeswoman Sandra Riesgraf told the Salt Lake Tribune. "We felt that it was something that rose to that level [of police involvement]." Jarrell, who is due in court May 16, had been with the district for less than a year

(Source- upi.com)

Top 1- Walmart employee is charge for allegedly “soliciting sexual encounters

APRIL 26--A Walmart employee is facing a prostitution charge for allegedly “soliciting sexual encounters” inside the upstate New York store where he works, police report. Foster Bills, 22, was arrested after Walmart managers contacted state troopers to report that they had received “an anonymous complaint of a male subject performs sexual acts in a secluded location” in the Queensbury store. The “secluded location” was

apparently a Walmart bathroom, and johns were solicited through Craigslist "casual encounters" ads. In response to the Walmart complaint, cops launched an undercover investigation that resulted in Bills’s arrest Wednesday “after he accepted cash for sex from an undercover State Police Investigator,” according to a press release. Seen above in a Facebook photo, Bills was charged with a misdemeanor prostitution count and ordered to appear April 29 in town court. Investigators have also reportedly tied Bills to a Craigslist ad that sought to arrange sexual liaisons at a public library. “Young guy looking for a little spending money,” noted the “m4m” ad that indicates it was placed by a 22-year-old.

(Source-thesmokinggun)

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Erotic novelist seeks female companion for non-fiction love affair, man have orgasms with his thumb AND Tiger welcome woman in bathroom

Posted by Unknown Rabu, 24 April 2013 0 komentar

World's Top Five Weird, Funny and sizzling News of Apr 24, 2013

Top 5-Strapless dress bans in a school a good idea…

A New Jersey principal’s ban on strapless dresses at a junior high school dance because they would be “distracting” to boys has enraged parents, who called on Tuesday for its reversal on the grounds it violates their daughters’ constitutional rights. The dress code

shreds the 14th Amendment right to equal protection since girls for the past six years have been wearing sleeveless fashions to the dance at Readington Middle School in Readington Township, New Jersey, said parent Charlotte Nijenhuis. Parents petitioned the school board on Tuesday to overturn the policy before the June 12th dance. The school’s principal, Sharon Moffat, said in a letter last month that a “dress with straps”

was the only style that would be allowed. Nijenhuis said she called Moffat to ask why strapless dresses had been forbidden. “She told me, ‘It is because it’s distracting to boys and inappropriate’,”’ Nijenhuis said. Moffat did not respond to a Reuters request for comment. Another parent, Michelle D’Amico, said she was “livid” that her 14-year-old daughter was being prevented from wearing the same strapless dress that her older daughter had worn six years ago. “It’s completely unjust,” D’Amico said.

(Source-By QMI Agency)

Top 4-Newlywed discovers husband already married through Facebook –what a surprise

An Australian woman discovered her new husband was already married after his first wife contacted her on Facebook. The 38-year-old Melbourne woman had a civil ceremony with the man, 40. When the man was asked to produce proof of his divorce, he told the celebrant his first marriage wasn't valid, the Melbourne Herald Sun reported. A short time after the wedding, the woman received a message through Facebook asking "How

can you be Mrs Keyet when I am still Mrs Keyet?" The woman told the first wife she should check her marriage records because it wasn't a valid marriage. The new couple separated, and the woman asked the first wife for a copy of the marriage certificate but wasn't convinced until a search of divorce registries showed no records of the first marriage being dissolved, the newspaper reported.

(Source-By QMI Agency)

Top 3-Tiger welcome woman in bathroom

A central Kansas woman likely won't remember her first circus for the clowns or performances — it'll be the tiger in the bathroom. The big cat had escaped briefly after its turn in the ring Saturday at the Isis Shrine Circus in Salina. Staff members blocked off the concourses at the Bicentennial Center as the tiger wandered into the bathroom, where one of the doors was blockaded. About that time, Salina resident Jenna Krehbiel decided she needed to use the restroom. When she walked in the door that hadn't been blocked off, she found a tiger standing about 2 feet away, The Salina Journal reported.

You don't expect to go in a bathroom door, have it shut behind you and see a tiger walking toward you," Krehbiel said. Chris Bird, manager at the Bicentennial Center, said the bathroom was only 25 feet long. "Once she saw the tiger, I'm sure she knew to go the other way," Bird said. "Overall, it was a scary, surreal moment. I am glad no one was hurt or injured." The tiger was captured within minutes and returned to its enclosure.

(nbc.com)

Top 2-Paralysed man learns to have orgasms with his thumb

A PARALYSED man has found a new way to enjoy sex, learning to orgasm when a woman caresses his thumb. Rafe Biggs, 43, from California, was left quadriplegic after breaking his neck when he fell from a roof. He lost all sensation below the waist and feared he would never again be able to experience sexual pleasure. But a year after the accident he experienced an orgasm when a girlfriend sucked and massaged his thumb. Mr Biggs, who now regards his thumb as a "surrogate penis," told the Sun: "I felt this build-up of energies and felt I was getting closer and closer to orgasm. "When I did it - it was amazing. I never thought it would be possible, but massaging and sucking on my thumb, feels a lot like my penis used to feel - it's really hot." Mr Biggs, who has launched a support group for people with disablities to enjoy sex, now has regular sessions with sex therapist Lisa Skye Carl who said:

"What Rafe is experiencing is a 'transfer orgasm' - where another place on the body gives the same sensation. He has significant reduction in pain after a session."

Top 1-Erotic novelist seeks female companion for non-fiction love affair

An experimental erotic novelist is taking ‘work experience’ to the extreme by offering an intern the chance to begin a love affair with him for his new book. Unorthodox author Chad Leslie Peters, who scored a top 20 hit on Amazon with 2011 release, The Affair: A Thirty Day Experiment in Love, now wants to write a non-fiction sequel. Posting on classified advertisements website Craigslist, the novelist explained he is seeking an open-minded female to help him with his unique project. ‘I am preparing to write the sequel to The Affair and I need your help,’ he wrote. ‘I plan on writing a non-fiction version of The Affair. ‘The book will detail every aspect of a mutually-agreed to romantic affair between myself and a young FEMALE lover (perhaps you), experienced over 30 days, as in the novel. I will then combine your written thoughts with my own to present the reader with two versions of the same erotic story.’ He also requests the participant, who will be chosen based on email correspondence, is at least 20 years old and practices safe sex. It’s certainly an imaginative, if not a little strange, approach to overcoming writer’s block.

(Source-metro.co.uk)

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